Newsflash!!

Sound the horns. Bang the drums. Call the reporters. Tell everyone you meet. I have teeth. I’ve been sick and losing my appetite these past few days. My favourite brown rice and anchovies tasted flat. My morning cereal tasted stale. I would cry when the biscuits were put in my mouth. And now I know why. I’ve sprouted teeth. No, it’s not the Bugs Bunny-sized tooth. Come on, you know better than that. They are there. I can feel it when my gums grate on each other and it hurts. That’s why I dread eating now. I think… hold on let me run my tongue on them … there’s 2 below and maybe 1 above. I‘ll post a photo of my pearly whites when they are more noticeable. And if you meet me, let me have a bite of you so that you can feel my “chompers”. Hehehehehe …