What a drag

The penultimate evolution of Man. Or Woman. That was when they crawled out of the water and lived on land. Or so I’ve read. And that’s what I did, … crawled. Ok, ok … not crawling per se, maybe more on the dragging side. Ok, ok … not on my own, maybe with a little help from another person. How? Glad you asked because I'm going to tell you. I was on the mat in my usual prone position when the papa person lured a colourful toy in front of me. Being easily excitable, my arms and legs flailed wildly. Then, the papa person created a resistance using his palms behind my legs. My legs on impulse kicked his hands and my body suddenly surged forwards. I was like, Whohhh! what happened man? My legs kicked again and the toy in front of me came closer. One more such kick, the toy was on my face. Totally shocked, I ceased the flailing motion. On hindsight, it was exhilarating. It was like riding in a pram at 1km/h. The need for speed … oh yeah!