What a mess

Oooo … made a big mess today. The mama person was silently, helplessly, shaking her head at what I ‘accidentally’ did. It was an ‘accident’, honest. I was literally ‘sleeping’ in my own poo. I had to go, big time, as always. But somehow, whilst sleeping, I made one of those random body turns that eventually squeezed out the slimy stuff up my back. Adding a few more rolls and twists, my body was plastered with the slimy stuff from the chest down. Even my clothes and mattress were not spared. Well, what can I say … it was one of those days. Sorry mama person.